I Hate this Place

Here are a few of the cities that I hate.  Some, there are no reason but I have found reasons.  Some are sports related, some are not.  This is for Davis Williams and Will Lawson.  I'm extra bored at work and just got all Janoris Jenkins, Michael Phelps, etc during lunch before writing this.  Ranked in order of most to least hate. Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate Hate - Time Hater

1. Seattle

• It rains all the damn time.  Like literally every day.
• Twilight was filmed there.
• It's so bad that the Seattle Supersonics left and now are one of the best teams in the NBA in OKC.
• The Seattle Mariners have zero AL Pennants, and zero World Series Championships
• The Seahawks have won the conference once, and have zero SuperBowl Titles.
• It's like the ultimate place for hipsters.  The word hipster was probably even created there.
• The only good things are that its the Headquarters of Starbucks, which is overpriced anyways, and the birthplace of Jimi Hendrix.

2. Cleveland

• I mean come on.  The Browns, The Indians, and the Cavaliers.
• Even its best product ever, the King LeBron James had to abandon it.
• Dan Gilbert
• (Kyrie Irving, if you read this, leave ASAP)

3. Panama City

• Worst spring break of my life.  Unless you're a huge guido that isn't cool enough to chill in Jersey.

4. New York

• Actually the only thing that I hate about this city is the Yankees.  In fact it is probably America's best and most important city, and I like the Mets and the Knicks, mostly cause Melo is a BOSS.

5. Idaho, Wyoming, North Dakota, South Dakota

• I mean I can't name like any of their cities.  They are basically invisible and might as well not exist or be figments of my imaginition.

6. Clemson

• Fuck Clemson. We wipe the field with their trashy teams every time we play. Fuck Clemson.

There are probably more, but I'm running out of creativty and ideas and I think its time for me to leave work early.  Peace out ya'll